It's funny that the same Party that thinks we need more Jesus in our schools also thinks we need more guns. Somehow, I don't think Jesus would agree.

Why don't the same people who feel the solution to the gun violence problem is more guns feel the same way about the drug problem?

Why do so many people think that the answer to gun violence is to allow more guns?

Maybe it ought to be a requirement that guns, like automobiles, carry liability insurance.

Do you ever see a car that looks just like yours and imagine that it's you and you're experiencing some sort of temporal anomaly?

I find attention-seeking behavior not only annoying, but exhausting. Shut the fuck up already.

How many millionaires throw away the razor after a single shave?

The power to walk away is useless if you have nowhere to go.

Why can't workers be grateful for their jobs? Why do they feel entitled to a share of the job-creator's profits when all they did was work? Ingrates.

</sarcasm>

When someone is selling a company, I'll bet there's a lot less discussion of the personnel than there is discussion about the machinery.

How long before electronic cigarettes are being used to deliver drugs other than nicotine?