You need conservatives to keep progressives from going faster than society can handle. American conservatives, though, seem to be focused on the wrong thing.

In Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Two Steps", the angry guy is angry at the wrong person, unless the woman is somehow labeled with the Angry Guy's name.

I'm thinking that in America, small talk has been replaced by social media.

Aphorism should be considered with the same skepticism as stereotypes. Really, that's kind of what they are.

There are two types of people:

1. People who think that anything that they dont consider to be normal is wrong.

2. People who think that anything that they dont consider to be normal is fascinating.

I just realized today that the poor bastards driving the ice cream trucks rarely have air conditioning.