In Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Gimme Two Steps", the angry guy is angry at the wrong person, unless the woman is somehow labeled with the Angry Guy's name.

I'm thinking that in America, small talk has been replaced by social media.

Aphorism should be considered with the same skepticism as stereotypes. Really, that's kind of what they are.

There are two types of people:

1. People who think that anything that they dont consider to be normal is wrong.

2. People who think that anything that they dont consider to be normal is fascinating.

I just realized today that the poor bastards driving the ice cream trucks rarely have air conditioning.

The purpose of management is to facilitate the workers. It is not the job of the workers to facilitate the management.

The gun problem in America is not that one side loves guns. It is that both sides think that guns are the answer.

Tea Partiers don't trust government. Liberals don't trust power.

Why do advertisers think us incapable of listening to headphones with out gripping them?

There is ALWAYS more money for management.