Sometimes, the cruelest thing you can do to a person is to let them have what they want.

How many people actually have laughed out loud when they type "lol"? I'm guessing no more than five percent.

The hatched plot severs Royals

thought no. 96

I'm sick and tired of numbering these damn things. I don't care if I am almost to 100.

thought no. 95

The insistence of some Christians that homosexuality is a choice makes me wonder how many of them have made that choice.

thought no. 94

The biggest problem with the internet is that sometimes it's hard to tell who's being satirical and who really means it.

thought no. 93

Note to self: no matter how loud the music in your headphones, everyone else can still hear your farts.

thought no. 92

Have any conservatives or religious types ever thought that their insistence on gender roles might contribute to their children's "deviant" sexual identity?

thought no. 91

If you've watched the Star Trek reboot, you've seen the bit where young James Kirk steals his uncles car. In it, he fires up the radio or whatever and out blasts the Beastie Boys' song "Sabotage". But Star Trek takes place in the 24th century, which make the Beastie Boys the equivalent of Vivaldi. Interesting times ahead? Or music production ignorant of time and its effects on fashion?

thought no. 90

If unions want conservatives to leave them alone, then they need to change their business model. Currently, they are a bunch of uppity workers who are defying their "betters" in management and capital. What they should do is form corporations where each worker holds a share. What will be the business of this corporation, you ask? Human resources!